Happy Easter!! (or, for those of you that may not celebrate Easter, Happy 7th Day Of The Week, which you may or may not work on...).
Yesterday for brunch my wife and I went to a restaurant that must have had an Easter egg hunt the night before. While we were eating, I noticed an Easter egg on the window ledge behind her.
What's the protocol in a situation like that?? Does one jump out of their chair, and holler "Score!!!", or simply ignore the thing? Who's to say that it wasn't left over from an Easter egg hunt in 1975, and you wouldn't crack your dentures on the bloody thing? Maybe it was left by an evil witch, and if you ate it, you'd turn into a donkey with monkey ears??
I thought about that for most of our meal. Once I almost got up to touch it, see if I could maybe determine its age without the assistance of all my CSI training, gleaned from several years of watching two versions of the popular series.
No luck, I couldn't bring myself to actually touch it...
So, that's my Easter story, for what its worth. If you celebrate the day, I hope it's a happy one, without the paralysis of questionable egg decisions..
Chow for now!!
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