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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

It's OK To Come Out Now, Mr. Turkey!

Canadian Thanksgiving is behind us now, so all you turkeys hiding behind trees, or dressed up with black glasses and bushy moustaches can relax for now - the Americans won't be looking to invite you into their homes for a few more weeks yet!

That's right, you can go back to riding the bus, reading a newspaper on a park bench, gardening - whatever it is you liked to do before the carnage began here. Hey, a turkey's got as much right to roam around as freely as us big dumb humans - am I right??

Hey, as long as you're out of the shadows again, do you mind sampling these here cranberries? I just need to know if they're still good - no reason really...

Did you lose some weight while you were in hiding???

Here, have a couple of bowls of this Stove Top Stuffing - it'll fill you right up!

Later...


2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Aww, those poor turkeys. Run Tom Turkey, run! Sssh! Quit saying "gobble, gobble" it is a dead give-away! Literally!

ThatDanGuy said...

he should practice barking...