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Friday, October 03, 2014

Due To Recent Nuptials, House Cleaner Required. Apply, Sherwood Forest.

Public Notice:

Maid Marian would like to announce the closure of her home cleaning service, after her recent marriage to Robin Hood. Maid services will now be required in their own home, to supplement the butler service that has failed to adequately clean Hood's home.

Heretofore, please be advised that applications will be considered until mid-month, requiring a variety of skills such as dusting, laundry, and mending leotards often punctured in the rear by flaming arrows.

Marian would like to thank her clients of the past 12 years, and looks forward to beginning a new chapter in her own life. Colloquially speaking, you can take that feather duster, and place it where "the sun don't shine".

In Sherwood Forest, that includes almost any area under the tall tree canopies...

Thank you again.



Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Congrats to Maid Marian and Robin Hood. What took so long? I know of a certain chicken that is considering applying. Sir Charlie.

ThatDanGuy said...

Sir Charlie The Bald - he's get along with Friar Tuck!