I put plain, ordinary, everyday slices of bread into my toaster, and it becomes toast.
Toast!!
What sort of sorcery is this??
What magic transpires within this device??
Are the breads transported to another dimension, and replaced with these toasts??
What's that?
Heating coils?? Cooks the bread?
No magic then??
Well, there you have it - yet another piece of wizardry exposed. Kids, stay in school.....
Chow for now.
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6 comments:
You make my head hurt sometimes! Groan! The only sorcery in the Such is Life Household is YOU! Oh, sorry, I am mixing "sorcery" up with "crazy"!
Not me, Bro, I am off to Hogwarths!
I detect a little overheated Sour Doe in the mix above. Perhaps time to dial in the Rye......it is noon somewhere!
Are you saying I'm a crazy sorcerer??
Yessir!
I must have missed my owl.....
It is Friday - noon it is!
Is there any barley in bread???
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