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Saturday, December 24, 2011


Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

"O Chrssmas Tree, O Chrssmas Tree..."

HIC!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Say, wattaya think they put in them eggnog toddies??

HIC!!

An why is that tree spinni'??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Hey, who let tha bats in in??

Beat it, birds - ya bother me!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

"Don We Now Our Grey Apparel..."

"Fa La La La La...HIC!!!!

Pardon me. I think ma throat is bakfirin'...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

"Rockin' Aroun' Tha Chrssmas Tree, Have Holly Up Yer Butt"...HIC!!!!

Whoa! Someone getta grip on that cluckin' tree!!

Bartebdner!! Another nog, por favor!! Chuckie needs ta keep hydrated!!

HIC!!

Pluck me....

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Merry Chrssmas, one and all! I think I need ta lay down...

Cluck fer now...

6 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Oh brother! A drunk and festive chicken, super! You need to lay down alright Charlie! Merry Christmas ya dumb piece of poultry!

ThatDanGuy said...

You're cleaning up after him...

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Sorry, don't do diapers nor coops!

ThatDanGuy said...

Psst. I got a surprise for you...

Check out your nightstand drawer!

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Oh! So gross! That Damn chicken has gotta go!

ThatDanGuy said...

I think he already did.............