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Saturday, October 15, 2011


Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

“Singin’ in tha rain, jus....”

HEY!

Avert yer eyes, preverts!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ole Charlie needs ta scrub his giblets, if ya knows wut I means...

Hey, is this one a them reality shows, where cameras follow ya around doin’ a documentary?? Like “Tha Office”, or “Modem Family”???

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

That would go a loooong way ta explanin’ why there’s always cameras aroun this here household. 

Even IN THA CLUCKIN’ SHOWER!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Anyhew, as ya kin planely see, I wuz just about ta pellet ma pinfeathers with a pulsatin’ shower head - at least wut pinfeathers I seem ta have left. I seem to renumber havin’  a full condiment a feathers wen I wuz younger...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So - beat it, ya sleep-deprived Peepin’ Tom Turkey - I need ta drop ma drawers and suds up!

Cluck fer now...

6 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Oh brother! You need to scrub more than yer giblets Charlie! I'll pellet ya pinfeathers, ya crazy piece of poultry. Now, outta my shower!
Sheesh.....if it isnt one thing it is another with this bird

ThatDanGuy said...

Thank the shower gods, he's using YOUR soap!

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

MY Soap? Hey?! If I see a feather or a poultry bump on my soap, that bird and his scrawny chicken legs better run!

ThatDanGuy said...

Uhh..you had better wash your toothbrush as well....

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Ger-ross!

ThatDanGuy said...

A clean bird is a happy bird!