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Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Today’s blog post has been nominated for the “1st Annual Sterling P. Silverware Award For Insight, Observation, & General Cleanliness”. What an honour, and that’s without even having posted it yet!


I know I’m the dark horse in this category, and it would simply be incredible if I pulled off the upset and won, but in case I don’t, I’d like to thank a few people who have made today’s post here possible:

1) First off, Benjamin Franklin, for inventing electricity. I can’t imagine how hard it would be to use electronic devices in this modern age without someone having the foresight to invent electricity first. Thanks Ben!

2) Second, evolution, for allowing us to drop our tails, and become proficient with that big word that our thumbs are so well-known for. Prehensile? Ambidextrous? Wiggly? Whatever, it’s what sets us apart from animals without hands.

3) Lastly, Alexander Speller, who invented spelling. That made sentences flow so much better. And made them easy to understand.

I thank you all, and look forward to next year’s awards…

Chow for now!

2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Congratulations! And yes, thank you to Ben E Speller!

Oh ya and PS, You crazy Mr That Dan Guy!

ThatDanGuy said...

Or was it Waldo Q. Spelunker? I really need to read search results better when I Google things...