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Reports are indicating that earlier today, an unidentified person had a great fall. We deem it necessary to indicate that “had a great fall” is meant to say that this person fell. Not that he was enjoying a delightful autumn.

And by “fall”, that is to say that this person literally fell. From a wall.

In attendance at the scene, all the king’s horses, and all the kings men. Couldn’t seem to be able to put this fellow back together again. Until we receive official word from hospital officials, we must presume that despite scrambling to assist, the victim may have succumbed to injuries from his fall.

Stay tuned for updates as this develops.

In related news, Lady Gaga appears at Grammy Awards in egg-shaped encasing.

Chow for now…