You know, it seems like there has been a rather lengthy stretch herein – where I’ve lost my sense of the nonsensical.
Oh, sure – we’ve had goofy event reviews, and LOTS of quirky journal-style entries – primarily related to what feels like incessant traveling and family time. But where has the trademark strangeness of this site gone off to?
To better understand (what we hope is a very short-lived phenomenon) this trend, let’s consider a few possibilities:
1) I have regained my senses, highly unlikely as THAT scenario might be.
2) I have accidentally taken a “serious” pill, or some other form of remedial medication that is blocking the goof muscles of my brain.
3) Aside from the apparent bottomless pit of ongoing bizarre conspiracy theories plaguing coverage of the late Michael Jackson, there is just not enough silliness left over to invest in the writing of this blog.
4) Allah has reprogrammed my brain.
5) A dingo has stolen my baby.
6) I have mentally thrown in the nonsensical towel, admitting defeat in the face of Craig Ferguson’s brilliant musical parodies, a recurring treat on The Late Late Late Way Too Late To Watch Regularly Show…
7) Aliens have sucked out my mojo, and are currently making an omelette of it.
8) My silliness thought patterns have been invested in the decades-old search to determine why do fools fall in love…
9) As of this morning's writing – I had nothing.
If you guessed #9, you’d be awfully close to the truth…
Chow for now!!
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