Hello, ya scruffy-lookin’, early-weekend-mornin’ humans…Ole Charlie is takin’ over today – and I bin gone so long, I don’t cluckin’ care if the Tour Across America iz still goin’ on… A chicken’s voice haz gotta be herd!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Well, ya mite be wonderin’ how we’ve been keepin’ busy, here in the coop, whilst our landlords have bin away travelin’ the globe – we’re gettin’ by just fine lemme tell ya. Got some money comin’ in with a nightly floatin’ crap game,and I ain’t talkin’ the chicken variety!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Plus, did Banjo Boy think we’d forget there’s a whole big bar, stocked with (cheap, low-end product, mind you) booze? Ya only hafta stack so many books, and then “boo-yah”! Happy Hour is now open!
HICCUP…BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
So, the heartless bastard has decided not to run my posts for almost three weeks now. Mebbe I won’t run HIS crapola for a few days – I’m in the cluckin’ driver’s seat now, and havin’ both wings on the wheel feels pretty cluckin’ good, if I dew say so misself…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Oh buggers… Huey, Dewy an’ Louie are burnin’ somethin’ in the toaster again. Where do those mammals keep the fire extinguisher???
Rubber cluckin’ rooster knuckles…
I’m outta here!
Cluck for now…
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