If there’s one thing I always find myself wondering, it’s: “why do weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down?”

For one thing, where does a person come across wobbling weebles, in real life? And, if the only thing weebles ever do is wobble, why? Can’t they waddle? Wiggle??

To be quite honest, I actually have no flippin’ clue what a weeble even is. The only thing I do know is that they are incredibly wobbly. Wobble wobble wobble. All the doo-dah day. Where, I have no clue – I wouldn’t know a weeble from a deeble.

Are they an energy source, I wonder? Does all that wobbling produce something akin to power? Or, are they like Humpty Dumpty – just too damn clumsy to sit still on your average wall??

I should really find out a bit more about these doggone weebles. This is no way to start a Monday morning, speculating on something I have no clue about…

Chow for now!!