…..see Dick.

See Dick STILL at his desk, wondering if there may be anything, anything at all that will provide him some relief.

Well, relief for a blog topic, we should just clarify – everything else is working perfectly well, truth be told.

See Dick wonder out loud why nobody has ever thought of peanut butter and ketchup as combined condiments for toast. Dick may be starting to lose it just a little bit…

See Dick look around his office, hoping that perhaps some inanimate object may be the star of today’s blog posting. See Dick rule out Scotch tape and a calculator. Although…

See Dick hit the same key over and over again, creating three straight lines of the letter “K”. Dick won’t be able to use that either…

See Dick flipping through a nearby phone book, to try and find something to write about this morning. Surely it can’t be that hard to find a few funny sentences about limousine services, or silk plants…

See Dick delete a lame gag about a potted palm in a limo.

Dick is looking forward to his day off, tomorrow morning. Let that stupid chicken try and come up with something original, after 823 consecutive daily posts…

Chow for now!!