Indications You MAY Be Running Windows’ Vista Operating Software…

- The programs that worked well on every computer you’ve had since puberty now give out more error messages than a junior high math quiz…

- The simplest processes are now more laborious than working in a Chilean coal mine…

- You often find yourself wondering if it might be easier to insert your skull through the intricate little meshing of your metal garbage can, than it is to get through five minutes without encountering some new Microsoft “gremlin”…

- There are many moments in your computing day when you wonder if the software program you are working with was invented by Chihuahuas with severe head trauma injuries…

- You long for the days when fancy desktop graphics were no substitute for A SYSTEM THAT ACTUALLY DID WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO!!!!!!!!!!

- You find yourself chuckling softly that a company would launch a product that doesn’t even work with its own complementary product lines…

- You wish to God that the coin you had flipped when you went to buy your new computer had landed on heads (Apple), and NOT tails (PC)…

- You have several MacGyver moments, where you’re pretty sure you can fabricate a more effective software program with shaving cream, dry macaroni, and a 9-volt battery…

AAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!

Chow for now!!