Jumpin' Jupiter!!!!
Actually, there's nothing really exciting to follow that lead-in. Just needed a "grabber' headline, to draw you all in.
Now, I feel like such a faker. The only thing exciting to report today is that we had chocolate Jell-O pudding last night, for the first time in a week or so. It was good, but certainly not "Jumpin' Jupiter!!" good...
My humble apologies. The next time I feel a selfish urge to post something as provocative as "Jumpin' Jupiter!!", I will endeavor to actually have SOMETHING to justify that...
Although, rags like the National Inquisitioner, and Starrrr Magazine always post headlines like that, to lure your hard-earned dollars away, right at the checkout counter, so why can't I?? I'm not suggesting that Dolly Parton is an alien, or that Demi Moore is actually 175 years old, with an appetite for soft-boiled spaghetti, and clam sauce.
Never once have I posted a headline like "Conjoined Twins Win Dancing With The Stars, Season Two!!", or "Gorilla Seeks Political Office". That has to count for something???
Chow for now!!
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