Charlie Chicken here again, filling in for Banjo Boy...who apparently cut his foot while folding socks...what a putz!!

Well, I finally found some threads in this joint, to cover up my nekkedness. I had to work over a stuffed bear to get this shirt, but the twit just kept smiling!! Who's smiling now??

There were supposed to be some coppery feathers around here somewhere, but I've looked - no dice! Must have been put into a witness (or witless) protection program.

Hey, how about that Canadian junior hockey team yesterday?? Looked like a bloodbath in the first period, but it turned into a real nail-biter by the third period, when they called that penalty with two minutes left to play!! Sorry Russia....ya got pucked!!

I could have gone to a local pub to watch the game. Apparently, there's a bunch in town that are already defying that new non-smoking bylaw. I'd like to see somebody try and tell ME I can't smoke where I want to.

Maybe they need to build a place spicifically for non-smokers.

Hey, wait!! They already did.

It's called Chuckie Cheese!!!

Cluck for now!!