As luck would have it, I had a bit of spare time on my hands yesterday, to further ponder this ongoing thought of who might replace Santa, if Santa ever needed replacing. I must be watching too many Whoopi Goldberg holiday movies...
At any rate, I got to thinking that a reasonably good candidate might be rock veteran Bruce Springsteen. Let's face it, he's not getting any younger, and we already know he has the work ethic, considering his legendary 3-hour concerts (Hmmm. Wonder if Bruce is coming to Calgary anytime soon??) He's even recorded a couple of great Xmas tunes, so right there he should get the popular vote!!
Failing acceptance of Mr. Springsteen, maybe that colorful and beloved Disney character, Donald Duck?? Sure, he may not be tremendously fluent with the English language, but that hasn't stopped recent Prime Ministers & Presidents from having relatively active careers...
Donald Duck is a natural fit with a red and white suit, and just needs to grow a beard, which, who knows, may lead to extra film work anyhow, so it's a win-win situation...
Finally (for today at least), what about that dear old Betty White?? Betty's been around at least as long as Santa, and who better to get such an involved annual job done than a woman who's managed to stay employed long after much better actors have faded into oblivion?? If we ever hope to see female leaders in critical global positions, shouldn't we start with someone as important as Santa??
Chow for now!!
19 comments:
I vote for Oprah. Not only is she a woman, she is also black. Of course, this nomination has nothing to do with her legendary give aways at xmas time..........
What's this about Donald???? I've seen Mickey dressed up as Santa, but have only seen Donald as scrooge.....what are ya thinkin man! Just vote for Oprah!
For the record I have 11 different Bruce songs culled from Bootlegs. Santa Clause Is Coming To Town of course has been released on a real live Children's LP.
List is below. I also made a Bruce Christmas cd that I was able to fill with the songs below. Great quality too. My next project is a Bruce Cockburn Christmas live comp. cd.
I vote for Clarence for Santa as he is also black, a little less jolly and much,much more cooler than that grandstanding look at me I'm Oprah chicky poo.
Jingle Bells
Blue Christmas
Run Run Rudolph
Merry Christmas Baby
Christmas, Baby Please Come Home
Santa Clause Is Coming To Town
Deck The Halls
Jingle Bell Rock
(Feel So Good) Christmas Day
Oh Come All Ye Faithful/ Jingle Bells etc; (Bruce Hornsby Piano Medley )
Merry Chistmas Baby
Christmas, Baby Please Come Home
Santa Clause Is Coming To Town
Santa Clause Send My Baby Back To Me
If we are keeping with the theme of a minority xmas, then I suppose I would have to vote for DONALD.........
tee hee
Hmm. I wonder how Oprah managed to slip under my radar?? She would be a pretty good choice...
Although, isn't she pretty busy right now, trying to find the last twelve people on Earth who haven't heard of her??
Santa Winfrey...
Maybe....
And BTW (hey, how do you like that text-messaging abbreviation??), Donald has done just about EVERYTHING in his career with Disney, so Santa is hardly a stretch.
Granted, that ratty old rodent has played Santa before (preferential treatment), but we've never really been sure of how he got where he did...
"For the record" - no pun intended!!!
Hey, I think I had cousins who did some bootlegging, back in the day. They were from Saskatchewan, where Al Capone was alleged to spend some time. Coincidence??
I think not...
And, that's two votes for persons of color for Santa, which for the record I had no intention of not considering. Tomorrow was going to be my day to try floating Bill Cosby, Cedric The Entertainer, and Samuel L. Jackson as choices for the role!!
(BTW, you have Merry Christmas Baby twice...)
Minority Xmas?? Donald Duck has taught younf children how to read, raised three young ducklings of his own flesh and blood(nephews! HA! Donald was always a virile young mallard), and in several DVDs he can be seen pretending to lose his cool, multiple times.
Not only should Donald be seriously considered as a future Santa, he should get a Nobel Peace Prize is he does ever get the gig!!
"younf" children??
Egads man, at least take a cursory look at what you've just typed, before you post it!!!
How 'bout we vote for the Albertan Redneck who plays the Banjo.......wait a minute, that could be you........if Santa Winfrey is good to you....
are ya feelin' lucky punk?
How 'bout Clarence the Angel (Wonderful Life).........he is adorable and loves the sound of bells.....
Santa Winfrey maybe...
Santa Mrs. That Dan Guy...not a hope in the coldest corner of Heck....
Judging by the size of the presents under the tree, unless my new banjo is collapsible, or grows with watering, I am not feeling lucky...
Two votes for persons of color, two votes for persons of Clarence.
I see a pattern emerging...
fear not
A Banjo-Desirer can barely stand it!!
Desirer??? Maybe Banjo Jones...
You are so observant young grasshopper. There are also 2 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town and Christmas, Baby Come Home.
I said there were 11 different and I listed 14 songs on my cd.
3 dupes from diiferent years to fill in the cd.
Hey, why didn't you include Bruce's cover of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"??
Of course,you could always add a bit of class to a CHristmas cd by adding in Celine's version of "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"...
You my young friend are getting nothing but a lump of coal in your stocking this year!!!
Celine Dion indeed!!
Pretty soon you will want me to watch those inane Idol shows.
As wide and diverse as my musical tastes may be, even I can't stoop that low...
But ya HAD to love the Celine poke!!
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