Um…if there’s anybody out there that knows how to fix that big gap up there above this blog, I’d love to hear about it… I don’t think I missed any of my blog payments…

I’m guessing that it takes an awful lot of talent to screw up something as dummy-proof as this blogging thing. It almost makes me want to reconsider my desire to get a banjo, but I don’t want to be that hard on myself.

I’ve learnt many difficult things over the years, including how to set the time on a VCR. How bad could I have possibly screwed up my blog?? I feel confident that a simple bit of begging and groveling will turn up some assistance to rectify that little cyber-hiccup.

When are the scientists going to get around to making an affordable jetpack?? The cartoon Jetsons’ have had them since the 70’s, but here in the real world, we’re still waiting to get what should be a relatively simple invention for our everyday lives. Imagine all the free outdoor shows you could catch, by flying over a stadium!!

Although my hair is always a problem, so I don’t think I’d enjoy wearing the helmet…
There’s always a trade-off.

Considering I’ve been able to botch blogging, imagine the havoc I could wreak flying! Never mind a helmet, I’d have to wear football gear, or a full set of NHL goaltending equipment. Even then my wife would tie pillows on my backside, for when I ultimately found myself tumbling arse-over-tea-kettle into a Tim Horton’s drive-thru window…

Just a risk I'd have to take, for the gift of flight!!

Chow for now!!