Heather Locklear and David Spade?? Are there that few single rock stars left for Heather to choose from??

Anybody out there aware of how many Paris Hilton cd’s have sold so far?? We haven’t seen any breaking news bulletins, suggesting that she has surpassed Mariah Carey already. Is this thing stiffing??

Tonight is the debut of yet another singing show. “Celebrity Duets” or something like that. I for one can’t wait to see Pee Wee Herman sharing vocal duties with Ricky Martin, on “Dancing In The Dark”…

Let there be drums!!!

Seems to be shaping up to be another hot day today. The last few have been cookers; about as hot as a George Foreman Grill. My chocolate sundae is really runny…

Heading off to physio shortly, so this will (gratefully) be a short entry today. My arm keeps dropping to the floor, making it awfully hard to type letters on the left side of the keyboard. With only one of my two trained fingers fully capacitated, my typing speed has plummeted.

Chow for now!!