Here I sit, yet again. Moderately bright and early on a Saturday morning. I could be watching cartoons, or any one of about 280 home transformation shows, but no - I have to blog.

Don't get me wrong...I'm not complaining. This is a self-set deadline, after all. It was my own decision to have long run-on sentences, with lots of commas, each and every day - be they funny or not. Some days (like this morning, for example) it tilts more towards less than funny, more like forcing steel pellets out of my ears while wearing ear muffs...

I'll bet Willie Nelson doesn't go through creative "dead-days" like this. He probably rolls out of his bed in the morning, picking up his guitar on his way to the bathroom, and writes a couple of hit songs before his eyes are even fully open.

I'd bet the same thing holds true for Will Ferrell. While most of us mere mortals are choosing which cereal to dump into a chipped white bowl, he's on the phone with agents in another time zone, lining up his next big movie role. Wouldn't he be great in a comic remake of "An Officer & A Gentleman"?

Yeah, these guys have it all - fame, and a Midas touch when it comes to their projects. Me, I have to sit here in front of a computer screen every morning, trying desperately to think of something even close to witty to write about.

Oh well, it could be worse.

I could be the one reading this....

Ugh!!

Chow for now!