Saturday, August 30, 2014
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Ah'm changin' mah ways, fellow hoomans - ole Charlie has seen tha light - LITTERALLY!!
Lass night, aftur findin' sum 25-yeer old Scotch hidden under a box of file folders in that home office, ah wiz unwindin' with a ceegar and mindin' mah own bizniss, when ah must passed out, outta sheer eggshaustion.
When ah awoke, ah realized ah musta hadda heart attack or sumthin' while I wiz asleep - ah could see mahself inna tunnel, and tha light wuz comin' tawards me!!
Then, just as tha lite got even brighter - that's when ah saw him - GOD!!
Standin' right before me, wearing' a baseball cap and a lousy mustache he musta been test-driving fer teenagers with too much acne - it wuz Tha Big Guy!!
Well, lemme tell ya, ah sure came back ta life inna hurry - ah shook mah pinfeathers, flapped mah little chicken wings, and realized it must been a bad dream - go figger, considerin' wut shoulda been fine, fine aged booze!
He did reach down frum tha heavens though - because ah seem ta have fingerprints on mah neck where he tried to bring me back ta life - thank God he wuz successful!
That's it - I'm goin' ta church tamorrow mornin' - this bird is gonna be clucking' a new tune!!
Cluck fer now!!