Chicken Scratch
(posted a day late by an apparently surly weekend guest blogger, Charlie Chicken...)
BUMPED AGAIN!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
These dad-blasted plays keep bumpin' ma pluckin' column, an I ain't standin' fer it NO MORE!!
NO MORE, I tells ya!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
I'm gonna write a play a ma own, so next time Banjo Boy thinks he kin pluck ma pinfeathers, he kin go get stuffed!! He'll be writin' a re-voo uv one a MY productions!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Yessir, Ole Charlie has a few idees up his own sleeve, if I ackshually had sleeves. Or arms even.
Who doesn't like them lovable ammimals, espeshully barnyard ammimals? How about a romantik comedy, featuring a wide asortment uv 'em, an ensembled cast, so ta speak??
Horse meets, cow, let's say - cow interested in donkey, an noble chicken makes everything all right - set ta music?? SOLID GOLD, BAYBEE!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
I'll give y'all sumthin' ta see, lemme tell ya! "Sleepless Inna Saddle". "You've Got Mule". "Pasture Prime"....Ok, that lass one might be stretchin' thins a bit...
Well, I got me sum seriious studyin' ta do. I need to write a hit play by next weekend.
Fetch me sum seed - ma brain needs feed!
Cluck. Fer now...
5 comments:
OH BROTHER! The online studybook you are reviewing in the picture is aptly named! Fer Dummies alright! (Although I have to say Sleepless Inna Saddle cracked me up!) Hey Charlie, are you aware after you write it, you have to sell it, then get a cast, then find a producer, a director, blah, blah! NEXT WEEKEND? Ya, I dont think so you crazy bird!
That bird is about as baffling as a bumblebee buzzing begonias....
Bzzzzzzzzz
Nice stinger...
Oh my! Why thank you :)
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