Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger, Frostbite Chuck…)

Oh, Canada…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Jus when tha cluckin’ snow melts aroun’ here, the next logical thing is ta have MORE pluckin’ snow fall – a wing-flappin’ blizzerd!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

As ya can sees frum tha lawn chair buried over there, the hoomans aroun’ here determined that winter had moved along.

EL-WRONG-O!!

Snow predicted all weekend, an as I type this, geese is gatherin’ ta fly back down south – who needs this “ship”?? It’sa crocka “ship”!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I pity them poor jackrabbits that’s all over tha place aroun’ here – they been startin’ to turn darker colours frum their snow-white winter fur, ta blend in better with tha summer mud tones. They better get to a paint store, an pick uppa few quarts a Egg-Shell White – they’ll stick out like a sore bum with darker fur!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Well, I better shovel outta path – my smokes are runnin’ low, an that ain’t acceptable!

Cluck fer now…