Whoo-hoo!!

Today is supposed to hit a high of 19ºC, which is about, oh, I don’t know…140ºF! Totally balmy!! I have to make hay while the sun is shining, to use an old Western catch phrase.

I’m not sure what we’ll do with the hay once I’ve made it, but I’m pretty sure there are a few ranchers around these parts that might be looking for horse feed. Or, I suppose I could make a house out of it, and sell it to one of those three little pigs that are renting a condo, a few houses down from us…

So, with this last gasp of balmy, what will I do to maximize my warmth today???

1) I will brush my lawn, as it has been growing a little rangy as of late…
2) I will try and tan the parts of my feet that were tanned unevenly, thanks to wearing sandals all summer…
3) How long do tomatoes take to grow and ripen???
4) While Mrs. That Dan Guy is at work, I will use our rickety old ladder to inspect our eaves troughs. So what if the ratio of concrete to lawn here is 2 to 1??
5) I will set up a lemonade stand, to bolster my Mac fund (so close…so close…)
6) I will stop and smell the roses. Or whatever those flowers are that we have growing in clusters in shady areas of the back yard. Mushrooms??
7) I will smoke a pipe, and ponder a spell on just how funny Garfield still is, even after all these years…
8) Seven words: last chance to tan in my Speedo…
9) Poke wasp nest, to see if they’ve gone into hibernation yet…

It’s gonna be a beautiful day!!

Chow for now!