Chicken Scratch
Yo-Ho-Ho, me featherless mammal friends! Arrr!!!!!
Pluckin’ avast, and ahoy! The tall ship sails at midnight, and me crew is preparin’ to scuttle some plunder, or plunder some scuttle. Who the cluck knows??
As ye can see by me ship (way off in the distance there), I’ve abandoned me land-lubber ways, and taken to the high seas. I’ve answered the call of the rum! Arrr…
Buk-AAAAWK!!!!
Me hook is still being fitted at the factory, and me peg leg was chewed up by sea termites, but me eye patch should be enough to invoke fear in yer hairy carcasses! Ahoy! Avast!! ARRR!!!!
Buk-AAAAWK!!!!
I must admits tho, this flippin sea-farin’ gets a bit hard on a rum-filled tummy. All the cluckin’ liftin’ an fallin’ of the waves, and if I eat one more cluckin’ lemon or lime to prevent scurvy, I’ll puke out a drink with an umbrella in it! By the end of this week, I may give up on Fish ‘n Chips forever!!
Arrrr!!!!
Buk-AAAAWK!!!!
And for the love of One-Eyed Pete, couldn’t the builders of peer-at ships add a bit of cushioned leather here and there? Those wooden seats are murder on the pinfeathers!!
Me First Mate is shouting down from the Crow’s Nest. Sumthin’ about a Miss Hawaiian Tropic’s Bikini Contest in Fort Lauderdale. We shove off at dawn!
Ahoy!! Ahar!!
ARRRRR!!!!!!
Buk-AAAAAAAAWK, mateys!!!
(Cluck for now!!)
Yo-Ho-Ho, me featherless mammal friends! Arrr!!!!!
Pluckin’ avast, and ahoy! The tall ship sails at midnight, and me crew is preparin’ to scuttle some plunder, or plunder some scuttle. Who the cluck knows??
As ye can see by me ship (way off in the distance there), I’ve abandoned me land-lubber ways, and taken to the high seas. I’ve answered the call of the rum! Arrr…
Buk-AAAAWK!!!!
Me hook is still being fitted at the factory, and me peg leg was chewed up by sea termites, but me eye patch should be enough to invoke fear in yer hairy carcasses! Ahoy! Avast!! ARRR!!!!
Buk-AAAAWK!!!!
I must admits tho, this flippin sea-farin’ gets a bit hard on a rum-filled tummy. All the cluckin’ liftin’ an fallin’ of the waves, and if I eat one more cluckin’ lemon or lime to prevent scurvy, I’ll puke out a drink with an umbrella in it! By the end of this week, I may give up on Fish ‘n Chips forever!!
Arrrr!!!!
Buk-AAAAWK!!!!
And for the love of One-Eyed Pete, couldn’t the builders of peer-at ships add a bit of cushioned leather here and there? Those wooden seats are murder on the pinfeathers!!
Me First Mate is shouting down from the Crow’s Nest. Sumthin’ about a Miss Hawaiian Tropic’s Bikini Contest in Fort Lauderdale. We shove off at dawn!
Ahoy!! Ahar!!
ARRRRR!!!!!!
Buk-AAAAAAAAWK, mateys!!!
(Cluck for now!!)
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