Now I can understand that one toe could maybe be a little bit bigger than all the others, but come on...do we really need one giant-sized toe on each foot??

Looking at my foot right now, the "big toe" (as society recognizes it) is just about twice the size of its closest companion toe!! Is that right?? Am I alone with this thing?

No wonder when I wear rectangular shoes, I get corns the size of a marble...

I'd estimate I could put four baby toes together, and still not have a toe that matches the behemoth that lives on the other side of my foot. Is everybody else dealing with this??

On top of that, the toe closest to Mr. Big must have esteem issues, as he extends even further than the oversized beast beside him!! Can none of these toes just get along??

Actually, taking a real good look at that foot, I may need to go see a doctor...I'm wondering if I may have had a lawnmowing accident that I've blacked out in my memory bank. Although, the other foot looks exactly the same, so could it just be a birth defect???

That's it. No more sandals, no more barefoot on the beach. They've got these water mocassins now that you can wear to go swimming, but they were probably invented by some guy with a set of flippers like I've got for feet.

I wonder if Tom Cruise deals with this kind of crap???

Chow for now!!