Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Ain’t that sweet!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
An here I thought Mrs. That Dan Guy wasn’t fonda me - then she goes and does sumthin’ like this.
A new hot tub!! Classy dame, questionable taste in men aside...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Man, I’m gonna fill this sucker up, and re-jooven-ate ma achin’ pinfeathers - it’s gonna feel pluckin’ AWESOME!!
Just gotta fish out all them potatoes, carrots an gravy on that bottom first tho...musta been a used hot tub!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Yessir, jus when ya thinks yer on someone’s radar, or bulls-eye more spacifikelly, they go an do sumthin’ that shows there true colours.
I, for one, is impressed.
Makes ya wanna lay an egg a joy...
Alright, ya featherless voyeurs - ole Charlie is gonna get prepped - she even left sum kinda bath salts, and man - does they smells great!
Kinda garlicky tho...oh well, never look a gift hoarse inna mouth!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck fer now!!
Ya, ya, that's it Charlie! You re-jooven-ate your achin’ pinfeathers! Hee hee! Man, I just might lay an egg of joy! (PS I can KIND of see why he thought it was a "used" hot tub. Veggies and gravy aside, just the sheer ANCIENTNESS of that there Crock indicates it MUST be used.....FROM THE 18TH CENTURY!)
ReplyDeleteI had the same hot tub, but have upgraded to a much more comfortable one if Charlie is interested. He could totally stretch out in mine.
ReplyDeleteI'll have you know that our crockpot is a certified collectible!
ReplyDeleteThe last thing that bird needs is to be MORE comfortable around here...
ReplyDeleteEven if comfortable = crispy?
ReplyDeleteThat would be a nice change from his general disposition - crusty!
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