(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Mah fellow chickinz...
Ah first wanna start by thankin' olive yew fer attendin' this sold-out event ah'm hostin'.
Ah hope that yew kin take away even juss a few purls ah wisdom from this event!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Thang Q...Thang Q...
Please holl yer applause...
Now, ah will begin mah presentation on that "Superiority Uv Tha Male Chicken" now...
Hey!
Sit back down!!
COME BACK HEER!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
AH GOTS THINGS TA SAY!!!!!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
GET BACK HERE!!!
Aww, cluck me...
Cluck fer now...
Ya, cluck you alright Charlie! Really Charlie? Haven't you heard things have changed? How do you ever expect to find and keep a hen when you carry on that way. Oh Charlie. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteHe's lucky he wasn't hen-pecked to death!!
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