(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Ugh.
Saturday - tha worss day uv tha week!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Chores, insted a snores, as I hafta git mah clothes eyerunned up fer tha club tonite.
Cleerly, ah needs tah git mahself a helper aroun here!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Whoever invented duds that need ta be eyerunned in tha firss place???
Ah also needs tah take care not ta burn tha feathers on them clothes...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Well, ole Charlie haz werk ta dew, so why don yew all git back ta werk yerselves??
BEAT IT!!
Cluck fer now...
Why don't ya just iron out your poultry bumps Charlie? And a helper? For you? Why don't you try earning your keep for once. You crazy, poultry-bumped bird!
ReplyDeleteHe's been drinking too much beak straightener, I think...
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