"By The Powers Invested In Me..."

Wouldn't that be a more compelling, believable statement from a magician? I mean, what the heck is up with "Abra Cadabra"?? Or "Shazaam!!"??

I also have issues with "Taa-Daa!", and "Hey, Look Over There!!"...

The magician could then also double as a marriage commissioner, perform powers of attorney, and open supermarkets, among other various duties that require proclamations.

Win Win!!

Chow for now...