Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Say, uhh...anyone seen Lindsay Lohan around??
I wuz hopin' fer an autograff...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Mebbe I'z in tha wrong place? This ain't Saturday Night Live??
I, uhh...I left ma glasses at home!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Well, long as I'm here, can I see a few bunnies? I do loves amimals!
I have a pertikilar fondness fer cottontails...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Whoa! Wuz that Charlie Sheen I just saw over at tha salad bar??
Waiter!!
I need a salad plate, STAT!!
Cluck fer now...
What? How did that crazy bird get THERE?! Ugh...when the old poultry gets a better life than you do, something ain't right! And, uh, Charlie, I dont think you saw Sheen at a salad bar?! Perhaps it was the salad bar without the salad?
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