Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

“Singin’ in tha rain, jus....”

HEY!

Avert yer eyes, preverts!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ole Charlie needs ta scrub his giblets, if ya knows wut I means...

Hey, is this one a them reality shows, where cameras follow ya around doin’ a documentary?? Like “Tha Office”, or “Modem Family”???

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

That would go a loooong way ta explanin’ why there’s always cameras aroun this here household. 

Even IN THA CLUCKIN’ SHOWER!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Anyhew, as ya kin planely see, I wuz just about ta pellet ma pinfeathers with a pulsatin’ shower head - at least wut pinfeathers I seem ta have left. I seem to renumber havin’  a full condiment a feathers wen I wuz younger...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So - beat it, ya sleep-deprived Peepin’ Tom Turkey - I need ta drop ma drawers and suds up!

Cluck fer now...