After years of often daily attempts at humour and virtually any stray thought I could snare on my keyboard, I'm changing the name of this space from Such Is Life, to May I Present:.
That should still allow me to post on a wide variety of topics, but steer the focus for readers to my most common writing efforts now, on Folk, Roots, Blues & Americana music!
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Friday, August 27, 2010
How much is that doggie in the window? Perhaps just as important, why is the darn thing in a window in the first place?
But without all your personal banking information, how can I refund your account, and further illustrate my sincere apology by adding the Nigerian trust fund ($25,000,000 USD) that I need you to help hold until I am able to prove my claim to the bloodline of Prince Pep See Kollah???
Ruff ruff!
ReplyDeleteThe one with the waggly tail..
Ya, who left him in a window anyways?
Is waggly actually a word??
ReplyDeleteI waited all day for this?!?!? Two liens of dialogue?!?! I would like a refund please.
ReplyDeleteCertainly!
ReplyDeletePlease submit your full name, account number and pass word, and I will happily modify your account...
Modify my account indeed. That is getting a little personal, no?
ReplyDeleteBut without all your personal banking information, how can I refund your account, and further illustrate my sincere apology by adding the Nigerian trust fund ($25,000,000 USD) that I need you to help hold until I am able to prove my claim to the bloodline of Prince Pep See Kollah???
ReplyDeleteahhh, that makes more sense. Check your in box.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Your reward in heaven will be 72 dancing virgins.
ReplyDelete