(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Good mornin', Laydees an Gennel Men!!
Today, tha great Cluckini will attempt ta break outta a chained box, while handcuffed inside, an wearin' a strafe jacket!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah will need COMPLETE silince, laydees an gennel men - complete silince! This ill ooshun demands iron-willed focus, and will completely blow yer mind, as ah removes tha constrainers that hold me prizoner.
An I wud like ta take this opportoonity ta thank Mrs. That Dan Guy, fer suggestin' mah magic debut with this trick!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
An now, drum roll pleez, ladees an gennel men - Tha Great Cluckini asks his lovely assistant ta start that clock, as he attempts ta blow yer mind!!!
Uhh....Lovely Assistant?
Laydees an gennelmen??
Hello??
Aww, cluck.........
HELLO!!!!!!??????!!!!!
ANYONE???
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Should there be air holes in this crate????
ANYONE OUT THERE????
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Hey, who forgot ta pack mah paper clip and picklock?????
THA WALLS IS CAVIN' IN!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck fer now, I gotta chew mah way out!!!!
FINALLY! An act I can get behind! Cluckini, don't worry, you will remembered in the media as the bold and brave poultry-bumped Cluckini who gave it his all.
ReplyDeleteOh. What? Was I supposed to be your assistant? Oops.
I think he's fallen asleep - I don't hear the thumping from inside the box anymore...
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