Home Depot Fails:
-Cannot find an actual Chim Chim Chimney in the catalogue...
-Sure, lots of ladders, but where's the chutes or snakes??
-Never once been able to strike up "Hammer Time" with fellow shoppers...
-Cannot confirm that any of their staff are actually on the level...
-Management doesn't appreciate my jokes about the highs and Lowe's of the home renovation business...
-Grocery section rather lacking.
-Inequitable ratio between Hardware and software inventories.
-Inventory of actual home depots? Not even a railroad depot!!
Later.....
Oh brother! Well, when you put it that way, yes, they failed.
ReplyDeleteIt would be cool to walk into a store and ask for the "Chim Chimney Cheroo" section though.
You know I would....
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