Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
"O Chrssmas Tree, O Chrssmas Tree..."
HIC!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Say, wattaya think they put in them eggnog toddies??
HIC!!
An why is that tree spinni'??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Hey, who let tha bats in in??
Beat it, birds - ya bother me!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
"Don We Now Our Grey Apparel..."
"Fa La La La La...HIC!!!!
Pardon me. I think ma throat is bakfirin'...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
"Rockin' Aroun' Tha Chrssmas Tree, Have Holly Up Yer Butt"...HIC!!!!
Whoa! Someone getta grip on that cluckin' tree!!
Bartebdner!! Another nog, por favor!! Chuckie needs ta keep hydrated!!
HIC!!
Pluck me....
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Merry Chrssmas, one and all! I think I need ta lay down...
Cluck fer now...
Oh brother! A drunk and festive chicken, super! You need to lay down alright Charlie! Merry Christmas ya dumb piece of poultry!
ReplyDeleteYou're cleaning up after him...
ReplyDeleteSorry, don't do diapers nor coops!
ReplyDeletePsst. I got a surprise for you...
ReplyDeleteCheck out your nightstand drawer!
Oh! So gross! That Damn chicken has gotta go!
ReplyDeleteI think he already did.............
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