Things I Don’t Want For Christmas:

-a hippopotamus.

-a hula hoop.

-my two front teeth.

-gay apparel.

-neck apparel.

-Will Apparel.

-peas on Earth, good gills to men???

-untreated lumber.

-knee lesions.

-toe jam.

-toe mail.

-toe the line.

-shingles.

-a rabid wolverine.

-broccoli.

-e-coli.

-coli-flowers.

Just a head’s up, dawgs!!

Chow for now!!