Monday, March 30, 2015

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger, and Jenny Craig dropout Charlie Chicken..)

O pounds??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

How'z a berd suppozed ta looze wait if he ain't weighin' nuthin'????

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ah had better start gainin' me sum wait PRONTO!!

No wonder Monkey Knuckles iz only runnin' mah posts at his leezure - ah'm a wisp of that berd ah used ta be!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So much fer them theo-rees that suggist that ya gain wait with too much beer drinkin' !!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Pour me anuther, Bartender!!

Well, ah had better git sum sustenance in me, stat. Forthwith! 

Ah cood blow away in a strong breezes!!!

Pluck me....

Cluck fer now!! 



2 comments:

  1. Mrs That Dan Guy12:14 PM

    Charlie, you skinny piece of poultry. Ya, gain you some more meat on them bones please. Once you do, you might just come in useful one day when I am hungry.

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