(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Bill?
BILLY???
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Breathe man, BREATHE!
Wut the cluck wuz ya doin' in tha freezer??
Hang in there buddy - I'm callin' a medic!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
How come yer skin's so shiny.....
and....
and...
where's yer extrem-atees?????????
MEDIC!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
MEDIC!!
I gotta get help - cluck fer now!!!!
Billy? Please don't name my dinner Charlie! Sheesh! How rude!
ReplyDeleteCharlie, I think your friend is from Manitoba since we are all in the deep freeze here. And, as for missing extremities, well, I am sure you have heard the expression: "Cold enough to freeze the xxxxx off a brass monkey!"
ReplyDeleteHow rude, indeed!
ReplyDeletePS - Billy was DELICIOUS!!
I extend my sympathies, although we continue deep freeze even here in the land of chinooks.
ReplyDeleteAnd brass monkeys might want to consider moving from treetops to a warm cave!!