(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Huff.....
Huff....
Wheeze....
Oh mah cluckin' hot claws and spindalee knees!!
AAAAWK!!!!
Huff...
Huff...
WHEEZE.......
Ah think ah juss dropped a rib....
AAAAWK!!!!
Lemme catch mah breath - so ah kin explain.
I think ah left it about 3 kilometres back - kin ah ask ya ta go pick it up fer me??
AAAAWK!!!!
Huff...
Huff...
WHEEZE....
Funny, ah juss got on this blasted contrapshun - ah've only juss tried to turn it on!!!
Can't...reeech...tha...power..buttin....
AAAAWK!!!!
Ah think ah need ta press mah lungs back inta place....
Or lay mah ass down fer a coupla hours...
Cluck fer now - this is radikilous!!!!!
Bartender!!!
For once I am in full agreement with Charlie! Puff, wheeze, this IS ridiculous. I am right with you Charlie. Hey, if someone picks up his rib and helps press his lung back in, can you come and do the same for me? I too am going to "lay mah ass down fer a coupla hours.."
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