Alligator Wrestling

If modernization ever comes to the art of alligator wrestling, you'd have them interviewed by balding announcers - smoking cigars, sporting scruffy beards, with wild eyes - like the antics typically exhibited on WWE broadcasts.

They'd be talkin' smack, and boasting of smackdowns, whilst waving their short little arms around to underscore their commentary. I see most of them wearing porkpie hats, maybe sunglasses...

I'm not sure you could convince them to wear tights, but maybe - we are talking sheer speculative fiction here. 

Or, we were...

Later!