Thursday, December 19, 2013

Snowman Weight Loss Program

1) Leave out in hot sun

2) Groom with blowdryer

3) Hot shower

4) As a pedestal, consider buffet warming plate

5) Bear hugs, from an actual bear

6) Interrogate under hot light

7) Jenny Craig

8) Store indoors

9) Flamethrower, where readily available

10) Leave out in the incandescent glow of any Kardashian

11) Lingering Twerk from a Sumo wrestler

Later!


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4 comments:

  1. Dave Astor9:13 AM

    Hilarious, Dan! Another possibility is the "Snowman" character not having enough food in Margaret Atwood's novel "Oryx and Crake"... :-)

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  2. ThatDanGuy7:28 AM

    Thanks Dave - a great observation :-)

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  3. Mrs That Dan Guy8:54 AM

    Nothing sadder than a melting snowman. Awww, poor fella. Hey Mr. Snowman, you look much healthier with some weight on you. Trust me.

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  4. ThatDanGuy9:16 AM

    Fine line between a healthy weight, and a puddle...

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