(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Chicken Scratch: really bad, illegible handwriting.
Chicken Scratch: poor pay for work.
Chicken Scratch: feed for chickens
Chicken Scratch: A breakfast offering that is likely going to backfire on me this morning, as Charlie discovers this in his food dish while still hung over...
Cluck for now!
Ya, thanks for leaving the house so early today. You left me with this ornery piece of poultry demanding a breakfast of eggs, bacon, hashbrowns and toast. I said "Charlie, go make friends with a hen, a pig and a baker, and then make your own damn breakfast! AHAHA! He gave me a "bahkawk!" and went back to bed.
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly is "caviar" anyway???
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