(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Hello, Domino's??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah'd like ta order a large pellet an seed pizze, pleez...
Wut??
Pellet an seed...ya know - chicken feed.....
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
No, ah don prefer pepperony, or mushrooms...ah wan sum pellets, an sum seeds - on a cheesy bed a flaver!!!
PELLETS AN SEEDS!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah'll GO ta Hawaii, but I don WANT that on a pizze - i juss wants sum pellets an seeds - don ya got NUNNA that in yer lofty, hi-falutin' Dominos store???
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Chicken??
CHICKEN???????
AH'M GONNA COME DOWN THERE AN WUP YER NOGGIN INTA NEXT WEEK!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
You kin stick yer cluckin' 30 minute delivery up yer wazoo, buddy - this bird is goin' ta Pizza Hut!!!
Charlie out!!!
Cluck fer now........
Charlie out? Mrs. That Dan Guy down! Down on the floor laughing her fool head off! OMG! That was one of the funniest conversations I have ever heard. Oh, Charlie, you slay me!
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