Saturday, May 04, 2013

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken....)

Howdy hoomans! Happy Saturday mornin' ta ya all!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Me? Ohh, ah'm juss chillin' in...mah new HOT TUB!!!

Yessir, I gots me a stait-a-tha-ark hot tub on e-Bay, an ah'm juss takin' it fer a tess drive rite now!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Mite get a better feel fer performance if it had water init, but wut tha hey!

Lookin' at this pitcher, now I ain't so shoor it will have enough room for tha chicks, tho...

Hmm...

Wonder if I kin add a coupla levels??

And that heater, right by mah giblets.....

Hmm.......

Mebbe I oughta try gettin' mah money back....

HEEEYYYY....

Where's tha plug-in???

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Well well well....

Ah think ole Charlie wuz DOOPED!!

Ma chickenly wiles didn't proteck me, an let this be a lessin ta ALL of you - bad things happen to good peeple!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Goldang it, now I gotta try and get mah butt outta here....

Uhhh....a little help???

Nuts......

Is that mah cell phone way over there.........????

Kin sum one call 9-11??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Here we go again....

Cluck fer now..... 




2 comments:

  1. Mrs That Dan Guy9:32 AM

    Hmmm? Chickenly wiles? Your wiles are tucked way down in your "currently toasty" giblets! You crazy bird.

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  2. Hey, has anyone seen the bottom half of our humidifier????

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