(posted by weekend guest blogger, Charlie Chicken...)
Man, weekends really get me bent outta shape...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah feels like ah might be tha crooked man, who walked a crooked mile - an I ain't even barely awake yet...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah should go look inna mirrer - I feel like ma curves is much more da-finded then youshual. Like a long and winedy road...
Probably juss need ta stretch, do sum calisthentics??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Whoa - ackshually, ah feel a bit like a python, coiled fer inactivity. Sleepy...
Mebbe ah juss need ta put ma head down fer a few more minutes....
Yeah, that's tha ticket...
Cluck fer now.
We need to send Charlie to a Chicken Chiropractor. Straighten him out. Ya, ya, that's the ticket, straighten him out but good!
ReplyDeleteHmm, saying that perhaps not so much a Chicken Chiropractor as a Colonel for Chickens...hmm..I recall a good one...last name was....was....Sanders ...ya, that's the ticket!
Hmmm..
ReplyDeleteDo you have an affiliation with the Spanish Inquisition??