(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Hey!
A hammock - cool!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Not very comfortable - mebbe I needs ta put sumthin' soft down first?
(Like, FEATHERS???)
Huh??
Who said that??
Wut tha cluck - who's tha wise guy??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
(I know where you can find a top-of-the-line feather wreath...)
Why am ah hearin' voices??
Did I bang my head against concrete agin??
Show yerself, varmint!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah needs anuther coffee...
Cluck fer now!!
Oh Charlie, it doesnt take bangin your head for you to be an idiot!
ReplyDeleteYa, ya, you just keep lying on your "hammock". OK, now DONT MOVE......just one more minute until my oven is preheated to be ready for something crispy... yum!
PS Leave the "top-of-the-line" feather wreath out of things why dont you?!
Are you crazy? Even a store-bought chicken wing from an anorexic chicken would have more meat than Charlie!!
ReplyDeleteTrue dat! All the smokin and drinkin too....Well, looks like old poultry-faced Charlie lives to see another day!
ReplyDeleteHe's the cat of poultry!! Nine lives...
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