(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Yup - I kin reel-eight Buddy - wee're all sex objects!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Lord knows I've had ta live with being such a chick magnet ma hole life - and that cartoon up there I found on tha inner-nets just sums up how we kin be looked at, when we got what we got.
Like Brad's Pitts, I typikally hafta wear disguises in publik, what with how tha chicks swoon over me. I'm a cluckin' homewrecker on claws!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
So wut's tha solooshun? How does a bird settle down his god-given animul magnetsisms?? It's tha bain a ma existince!! I didn't ask ta be tha George Clooney a poultry!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah, there's juss nothin' ah kin really imagine that might change how I is such a catch fer tha birds a tha barnyard. It is ma cross ta bear, an I'm juss big enough ta rekignize I hafta be prepared fer how chicks is gonna fall fer me.
Cross.
To bear....
Sigh.........
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck fer now...
Ummm, I got news for you "Oh sexpot Charlie", you and your poultry pals are loved for their breasts for a whole other reason I tell ya and there ain't nothin sexy about it! (Unless "Foodies" are sexy?)
ReplyDeleteOMG! You crazy...."inner-nets" ?..."Homewrecker on claws"? "Clooney a poultry?" Have you lost your cluckin mind?
Bain of yer existence? Bain of MY existence I tell ya! And yer cross ta bear? Trust me Chuckles Charles, it is indeed MY cross to bare!
Oh, you make my head hurt man.
I think he musta fell and hit HIS head again??
ReplyDeleteOr he is controlled by a crazy hooman.....
ReplyDeleteLike a puppet??
ReplyDeleteCool!!