I put plain, ordinary, everyday slices of bread into my toaster, and it becomes toast.
Toast!!
What sort of sorcery is this??
What magic transpires within this device??
Are the breads transported to another dimension, and replaced with these toasts??
What's that?
Heating coils?? Cooks the bread?
No magic then??
Well, there you have it - yet another piece of wizardry exposed. Kids, stay in school.....
Chow for now.
You make my head hurt sometimes! Groan! The only sorcery in the Such is Life Household is YOU! Oh, sorry, I am mixing "sorcery" up with "crazy"!
ReplyDeleteNot me, Bro, I am off to Hogwarths!
ReplyDeleteI detect a little overheated Sour Doe in the mix above. Perhaps time to dial in the Rye......it is noon somewhere!
ReplyDeleteAre you saying I'm a crazy sorcerer??
ReplyDeleteYessir!
I must have missed my owl.....
ReplyDeleteIt is Friday - noon it is!
ReplyDeleteIs there any barley in bread???