(posted today by regular contributors, for obvious reasons...)
BIRD DOWN!!
BIRD DOWN!!!
Oh Charlie - when will you ever learn?
Tequila, beer and pretzel binges will ALWAYS end badly. ALWAYS!!
Look, I had better whisk you away to recuperate. Mrs. That Dan Guy would like nothing better than to turn you into part of a Family Bucket Meal - so you'll thank me later for dragging you upstairs, if even you do have a few bumps and bruises from bouncing off of each stair...
Let's go, ya mangy piece of poultry....
Hmmm..
You know, I have always wanted to do something....
Nobody's around...
OK....
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Hee Hee Hee....
Cluck for now!!
Bird down! You should have left that bad example of a chicken on the cold, hard floor where he deserves to be. Damn bird. Besides, he could have easily been the replacement meal for turkey this Thanksgiving weekend. Hmm, dare I ask what you "always wanted to do?" What did you do?
ReplyDeleteI think he was moulting - did you really want alcohol-imbued feathers everywhere??
ReplyDeletePS: The answer is "say BUK-AAAAWK"...