* "Plain brown wrapper? Who are these people kidding?? SEX TOYS!!!"
* "Hello doggie...no, no need to calm down...yessir, just a little bit closer and I'll see how well this Tazer works..."
* "Jeez, I've got more corns than an Idaho field..."
* "Wow, everybody DOES know my name! Hey there Normie!!"
* "Great! Like the chaffing wasn't bad enough, NOW I got hemorrhoids??"
* "I swear officer, when I said I was gonna "go postal" I meant I had to get to work..."
* "Uhh, I dunno boss - I know we have to deliver bills and collection notices, but I don't think I can actually threaten to make someone "sleep with the fishes"..."
* "Do these knee-highs make my calves look fat?"
* "Unit 215, Unit 251 - close enough!"
* "Huh. Apartment building garbage disposal chutes DO look like mailboxes..."
* "I thought women LOVED men in uniforms??"
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Chow for now...
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2 comments:
Good one! Too funny! And as to your last point, ya, women DO love men in uniform. Ya just can't have a uniform WITH knee highs? It's like wearing half a uniform! And well......THEY'RE KNEE HIGHS!
It was the probably the knee-high pantyhose that blew the deal...
So, so comfy....
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